Witty Sayings For 50th Birthday

3 Dont ever. Have a good laugh with these funny birthday quotes. Theyre funny but they also ring true which is slightly terrifying at the same time. Your wild oats have just turned to porridge.

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For my 50th birthday my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach.

Witty Sayings For 50th Birthday. You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards-Unknown Except ye become as little children except you can wake on your fiftieth birthday with the same forward-looking excitement and interest in life that you enjoyed when you were five ye cannot enter the kingdom of God. Keep cal its your 50th Birthday. 50 years in and youre still younger at heart than many people young in calendar years.

It creeps up on you Anon. My first choice was in 1978 but the time machine was booked. A very happy 60th birthday to a real beauty.

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Funny 50th Birthday Sayings. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist Anon. A nap chance sounds better than a lap dance.

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